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在大学里的前两年,我一直在系里充当着中国国家队运动服的发放员,直到有一天,我在学校的图书馆里遇到一位很漂亮的让我眼睛发亮的女孩子,她对我说:"同学,你真没劲,怎么总穿我男朋友的运动服呀?有好几次都让我差点儿认错了人......"当时,我咕咚一下就晕倒了,从此以后,属于我的国家队的运动服就再也没有借给过别人。
学校的学生中有四种人:1)又笨又懒,成绩永[
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从我懂事的那一年起,我就开始憧憬着大学校园的生活了,这种不明不白的憧憬最终让我这一辈子在学校里整整的,苦苦的当了23的学生,也就是说,我从一根青葱当成了根焦叶枯的老葱。
命运真会捉弄人,我的理想是上大学,不幸的是,我还不到12岁,就已经残酷的成了一名光荣的中国人民解放军战士并且享受着中华人民共和国正式工作人员的待遇,除了我自己之外,认识我的人都替[
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还是在八十年代初期,学校里的学生们比着买收录两用机。记得当时半头砖似的单放录音机已经过时了,最流行的是日本产的三洋牌双喇叭的2570。拥有日本产的三洋牌双喇叭2570收录两用机的同学,找对象都好找。每到周末,他们把那惹眼的拎着回家,再放着邓丽君的曲子,让人恨和让人爱。
后来,我的亲戚出国,给我带回来一部SHARP-575,双卡四喇叭。把我都快酷死了,从那[
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我上一辈子的事情在过奈何桥,喝了孟婆汤之后,被彻彻底底的忘掉了。
看过不少的书和演义,说真的有人能够清清楚楚地记得前世的事情。
聊斋里的著名段子《三生》,就有一哥们可以记得前三世的事情。我很向往那种境界但是没有那个本事,但是根据我的心理,生理,行为,习惯和喜好,我可以推断我的前世。
前些日子我写过个段子叫《来世当什么?》,说的是来[
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本来我计划《中国人会开车吗?北京堵车现象剖析》写完第三章也就结束了,我该说的话也都说的差不多了,我想出的气也都出的差不多了,我该骂的话也都骂了,我该损的人也都损了。中国人会开车吗的疑问基本上也都疑问完了:交通法规的制定者们不会开车说了,道路桥梁的设计者们不会开车说了,出租车司机们都不会开车说了,开军车的司机们都不会开车说了,开大公共汽车的[
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昨天我写了“中国人会开车吗?北京堵车现象剖析(二),”其中说到女人不会开车,不出我之所料,今天还真的有人找上门儿来拍我了。向兴师问罪:你说女人不会开车?你也太绝对了吧。我承认,什么事情都不是绝对的。咱北京也还真有会开车的女人。可是,文章还是要那样写的呀。我写的不是教科书,所以没有必要搞得那么严谨。还有几位妹妹问,你说女人不会开车,[
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我前一段写了篇“中国人会开车吗?北京堵车现象剖析(一)”,本来想好好的说说咱北京堵车现象的原因以及我们可能采取的对缓解堵车现象的措施,用我自己的眼睛和观察问题的角度来看北京堵车现象,再利用大伙儿的聪明智慧看能不能为北京市的不堵车事业做点小小的贡献。在我的文章中,题目可能是扎眼了点儿,言语可能犀利了一些,措辞可能尖锐了一些。可是谁会想[
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中国人会开车吗?北京堵车现象剖析(一)
咱中国人会开车吗?这是个招骂,挨板砖的题目。要是用民族感情和民族情感来说事儿,骂我是鬼子汉奸卖国贼崇洋媚外是轻的,说不定还有人想千刀万剐了我,剁吧剁吧喂狗了呢。可是,我不下地狱谁下地狱,这话我不说,谁说呀?我不问,谁问呀?
这段时间,我又回到了北京。北京市的道路是越来越堵了,真的是[
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