臭豆腐钓鱼
臭豆腐钓 鱼=海 畔有 逐臭之鱼（杂说有趣，来来来，姑且听之！）（食色性也，人之好也！谈谈无妨！）
判若俩人（lovecat08）
她第一次遇见他
是一个满脸络腮胡的长髪老年男
他问：我们去看电影吧？
她嫌弃地摇头，走了，自己。
她第二次遇见他
是一个没胡子短髪英俊少年郎
他问：我们去看电影吧？
她微笑地点头，走了，一起。
俩人共骑一辆自行车，穿过了公园的小草坡，然后，手拉手地看完了电影。
分手时，他问："为什么我第一次请你看电影，你不去？"
她说；"有吗？喔！想起来了，上次那个，也是你吗？"
他没说话，浪漫地低下头，吻了她的唇，才在她的耳边，轻轻地说："知道了，你喜欢第二个我。。。。。。。。。。"
Judge the two (lovecat08)
She met him for the first time
It is an elderly man with long hair with a beard on his face
He asked: Let's go to the movies, shall we?
She shook her head in disgust and walked away, herself.
She met him for the second time
He is a handsome young man with no beard and short hair
He asked: Let's go to the movies, shall we?
She smiled and nodded and walked away, together.
The two rode a bicycle through the small grassy slopes of the park, and then, hand in hand, finished watching the movie.
When they said goodbye, he asked: "Why didn't you go the first time I invited you to see a movie?" "
She said; "Yes? Oh! Remember, last time that, is it also you? "
He didn't speak, lowered his head romantically, kissed her on the lips, and then whispered in her ear: "Got it, you like the second me..." "
